What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 11:10
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??